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Mosaic - About Me - Archive

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   can’t breathe, the maytag comment slayed me

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   Guys. Think about it. Mariah has a Mermaid Room. The baby could have been called MERMAID ROOM.

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    “Moroccan Scott Cannon” sounds like a racist name for a filthy sex act

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    Jesus. Just when I thought I couldnt hate Mariah Carey anymore… FAIL

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    We need to set up some kind of veto board. This shit ain’t funny.

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    lol i’m hurt. i was praying for her to prove people wrong

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    idgi making fun of (future) people’s names is cool?

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    At least it’s not as weird as Moon Unit and Pilot Inspektor -____- Celebs just CAN’T give their kids “normal” names.

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    Ugh, this is what money does to you? Make you pick dumb ass names for your kids?

42. relivethesplendor reblogged this from redlipstickchick and added:

    ugh. it’s hard to stan for you sometimes, mimi.

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    I mean, they’re rich so they won’t get made fun of because of their names while they grow up…now having Nick Cannon for...

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    noo nooo noo! i understand people name their kids after places but why Morocco? lol Paris, London, Asia is cute but...

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